Screaming Drunk Guy

Drunk guy staggering up and down my street tonight, yelling "fucking faggot asshole!" and "you fucking bitch!" from 11:30 till about 1 am. He was weaving up the the middle of the street and then he kicked out at a cab. On his way back down the street, which is very steep and a tough climb even for a sober pedestrian, he took a mighty fall, legs splayed out, the kind of fall usually reserved for rollerbladers. He crouched in the shadow of a telephone pole for a few minutes and then went on. A couple people across the street were watching from their balconies too. It was really amusing.